Wrinkle Her Lunch

Abbreviation for the term ("I ate her lunch and wrinkled her school clothes"), which refers to the practice of delivering cutalingus and acidently ejaculating on her ensamble.

Alex hold my drink real quick, I'm going to over to caddy's. Why? Alex, I am going to wrinkle her lunch.

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So what's for lunch?

A expression showing general apathy, disinterest, or lack of concern on a matter.

"Hey, did you just hear on the news that Anna Nicole Smith died?"

"Yeah. So what's for lunch?"

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lunch

(v) to make an epic fail

"We practiced this a whole lot, so you better not lunch!"

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credit crunch lunch

to eat a cheap meal at lunch time because you are skint i.e. bread and jam or corn flakes etc

Paul: I'm going to the sandwich shop at lunch time, you want anything?

Tom: Nah i'm havin a credit crunch lunch

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The Tradesmans Lunch Box.

When a woman puts items of food into her pussy and or arse to suprise her partner. Along the lines of opening your lunchbox at work to see what the wife packed you to eat. Bonus points for sweet/ nice foods. Minus points for boring/ everyday foods.

Steve was very happy when Shazza packed him a chocolate eclair into "The Tradesmans Lunch Box.", instead of the normal ham sandwiches

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30 second lunch

A quick blowjob

You: "Did your girlfriend want any food?"

Me :"Nah man, she just had a 30 second lunch"

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Fat Sack Lunch

1. (n.) A term used for a large amount of marijuana.

2. (n.) A large bag filled with marijuana.

"Yo mayn where the fuck is Johnny with the fat sack lunch, lets get blazed!"

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