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The most depraved sexual act known to man
I gave that chick the mark special.
I gave her the mark special and lets just say she didnt walk normally ever again
A man who tried to make a reservation yet couldn't decide if it was the 17th, 22nd, 23rd, or 27th.
who was last seen trying to warn people of a sandwich puppet master named Jim welsh
"yo bro, did you hear about the disappearance of Mark Boner?"
"yeah bro i wonder if the sandwich guy was caught though"
Abrasions, usually located about the face, resulting from contact with the zipper of another's pants. Often caused by one's inpatience to give one's partner a "hummer."
Q: Hey, how did Lauren get those scratches on her face?
A: She says they're from her friend's cat, but I think they're zipper marks! Have you seen her new boyfriend? He's hot!
The creator or 9gag, known as the 9gag leader.
'wow, 9gag isnt really that sweg anymore.'
'Go talk to mark levac about it.'
When a person’s clothing stretches (specifically around the breast area) due to having too large of breasts, with too small of a shirt. This gives the appearance of stretch marks in the shirt material and is best viewed with a white shirt. Also applies to men with moobs.
“Dude, look at that chick walking down the street...major bretch marks with that extra small t shirt with them Double-D’s”
“That guy has bretch marks...he better do some push-ups and hit the gym”
When you wanna leave a hicky but not where it will get someone in trouble at work.
"Hey, don't give me a hicky where people can see "
"All good, I will just leave a few business marks"
World's best uncle that also took down scammers in India by infiltrating their offices just to put cockroches and rats inside, then hacking into the security cameras to get their reactions.
'Mark Rober built a jelly pool and took down a multi-millionare buisness idea for a few days. Amazing uncle!'