Rugby fan boy who loves grabbing other men and hides the fact that he is homosexual through playing rugby where he lives out his fantasies of touching and wrestling with hunky men. Plays karate and the viola (the gay violin) on the side. He is very insecure about himself and feels better once he boasts about his boring life. He loves to talk about how built and tall he is when in reality he is a skinny guy of average height and hates how low the bus ceilings are as it “hurts his head”. Lives in a valley where everyone shops at Waitrose and is yet to lose his virginity.
Man: constantly talks about himself Girl: yep he’s defo a matthew barwell
Absolute chad of a Spurs fan who penetrates every girl he sees. Matthew is also a inspirational character as Spurs are a shit team but he doesn’t give up on them. Be like Matt
Ali : Bro Matt is so annoying
Chad : Stfu Matthew Spurs can knock ur inbreed head off with one punch
A sexy beast who is smart and sexy and a more sexy!! hes sexier than u and is hot as a hot air balloon + a burning furnace.
That Matthew Fong Is HOT MAN. GOD SEXY BEAST
A rich bah humbug little shit bastard
Eww there is a rich matthew
The epitome of sexy, a dominant sexual woman who knows her desires and acts upon them
I met a right Kerry Matthews the other night, I think I may be in love
A degenerate teenager cunt who only thinks about himself and is a huge fucking cunt who would never help anyone on any accord now matter how easy the task is.
Teacher: Tom can you help me move this paper across the room
Tom: No, I'm fine, tell someone else to do it
Others: Wow Tom is such a Kai Matthews.
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