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Referring to a particullarly promiscuous female. Jock meaning the male genatalia and tube socks is a reference to the common practice of masterbating with a sock on your penis to avoid a messy clean up
Guy 1:"Dude, Susan looks good, what I would do to hit that!
Guy 2: I'd stay clear here man, from what I've heard she's been on more jocks than tube socks.
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a filler, best when randomly inserted in a monologue. first used by Serj Tankian in the Axis of Justice tour, during the song Charades, sung by Serj, and the piano performed, by Serj.
and so i told him, dont sell the penguin, but he sold it anyways, so i killed him, ahahaha... can i get more piano please? and the bush was on fire, and it was talking to me...
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A way of describing the most basic looking guys/girls.
Yo Phil that bitch is more basic than a two piece jigsaw puzzle.
A phrase used to describes a man who plays it close to the vest and is always living on the edge.
-Did you see Tom telling the teacher to piss off?
-Yeah, this guy's got a little more nut than sac.
pretty much the same thing as a bf jacket
except hes not ur bf hes ur friend that u like alot i got one of these jackets
niki:omg nicoles got a more than a friend less than a boyfriend jacket
kasey:omg ur rigt isnt that marks
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A challenge, preferably screamed into a cell phone at the top of your lungs.
"Hello?"
"I CAN DIG MORE CLAMS THAN YOU!"
"You're crazy. I will totally pwn you at Halo."
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Tweeted Off More than I can Chew - verb:
1. Making bold requests or statements on Twitter with positive replies forcing you to either do what you said or requested, or back down...but in reality, you had no intention of doing what you tweeted.
2. Asking someone to do something for you, or telling them that you will do something on Twitter, then having to admit you aren't going to do or need what you tweeted when called on it with a reply.
3. Tweeting a celebrity with an action just to get their attention, then getting a reply from them agreeing to the action..then having to retweet that you weren't serious, and you never thought they would reply.
4. Tweeting anything that makes you look like an idiot when you get 'called' on it, and have to admit you never thought anybody would reply and 'call' you on it.
I'tweeted off more than I can chew' when I asked Kelly Clarkson to marry me, and she said YES!. And I'm already married.
I 'tweeted off more than I can chew' by asking Mike Ditka to come to his birthday party, and he retweeted and asked for an address, date and time.
After a few hours at the bar, I 'tweeted off more than I can chew' when I tweeted the whole ladies gymnastics team to meet me at my apartment...and they did..
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