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A very small uber religious town ( too small for a Walmart, but big enough for 2 McDonald's) where everyone knows everyone's very boring and uneventful business, but everyone is so bored that they have nothing better to do than gossip and back stab. The highlights are a coffee shop and several children's consignment stores. Everyone can't wait to get out of KM, but hardly anyone does.
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A Rocky Mountain Roofie is essentially an overwhelming sensation of awe induced by the myriad beauties of Colorado. The overwhelming awe, in addition to a lack of oxygen, causes one to become unconscious within minutes therefore allowing nature to determine the ominous fate of the victim.
"Dude, I think Mother Nature just had her way with me... good thing she's a MILF!"
He totally OD'd while getting Rocky Mountain High
Hey man, your gonna take her hiking?
Man: Yeah I'm gonna slip her a Rocky Mountain Roofie
A blow job that is going normal until the person giving the blow job realizes that the person receiving it has herpes and feels the "mountainous" bumps.
Person 1 - "How's your day?"
Person 2 - "It was going well until I realized Jimmy had herpes while I was giving him a Mountainous Blow Job!"
Person 1 - "Oh no! That sucks!"
A typically overweight or relatively unattractive woman used exclusively for sex or sexual acts, from a more rural community or region.
Let's go to the local dive bar and wrangle us up a few mountain blow pigs!
1. noun: A private, small college in Poultney, VT that is the most awesome place in the whole universe. They get high, trip balls, and rage hard every day while working like hippies to save the environment (working like hippies meaning totally slacking, but getting shit done).
2. adjective: Someone who is a slacker, stoner, artist, and overall awesome person.
1. Green Mountain College is so cool, I'm definitely going to school there.
2. Wow, did you see her rip that bong? She's totally Green Mountain.
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To put a canned beverage up a girls Vagina. Then open and drink from the can till its empty.
Dude, that Rocky Mountain Fountain was so amazing last night.
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A sexual act that is supposedly described in some versions of the Kama Sutra. To perform this act, a woman lies spread-eagle on a bed while a man climbs 9 feet(3 meters) above her on a ladder. The man jumps off the ladder while growling like a tiger and spreading his arms in imitation of the pouncing jungle beast. The goal is to land inside of the woman's vagina.
When I failed to successfully complete the Burmese Mountain Tiger, I ruptured several blood vessels in my penis and had to be rushed to the emergency room.
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