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A total douche bag who constantly makes smart ass comments about shit that he obviously knows nothing about. A muff cabbage is usually incredibly short, and in serious cases, jewish.
Damn Baker, why are you such a muff cabbage.
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A small piece of toilet paper caught in a muff
A muff bunny is like a dust bunny but not under the bed. Muff bunnies happen when a little bit of toilet paper gets caught in a muff and then is discovered by the tongue of a muff diver.
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Going down on a girl and finding peanuts stashed in her muff.
I was going down on some woman and I knew I was in trouble when I discovered the muff-nuts, this wasn't going to be a quick visit.
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Any lint, debris, discharge, monkey, yeast, bread, Blood Biscuit, toilet paper, etc that might be in and or around a Muff. They are usually captured in a man's Muff Buffer during the art of cunnilingus.
Dude, I caught a ton of Muff Biscuits in my Muff Buffer the other night. I bet it was because of her new jean thong she was wearing?
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Its a Jersey thing....
No you're muff cabbage.
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Its a jersey thing
Your fucking Garbage, your fucking garbage.... Muff Cabbage
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The "beat of the muff" is used when singing along to dance songs and replacing random words with "muff". Invented by Emma Parkinson, hot big breasted ginger chick, circa late 90s.
To the beat of the muff. Muff. To the beat of the muff. Muff muff.
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