when you can see a girls pubes through a wet bathing suit
I can see that girls moose muffin
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a man who is irresistible to the opposite sex
also see spiffy
mason is such a stud muffin, all the ladies are attracted to him
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The act of blowing a zerbit on someone's vagina
She loved the muffin fluffer I gave her.
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a guy that has potential at first glance but is just too damn dirty close up that you could ever consider him as a viable dating option
cindy:"hey look at that guy over there"
margo: "ewww are you serious that guy's a total scrub muffin!"
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a nick name for the cutest boy in the entire world.
also see:
perfect, gorgeous, amazing.
caitlin loves her baby muffin!
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when a guy is going down on a girl and her long pubes tickle his nose and causes him to sneeze, and gets snot all over her female genitalia, creating an icing on her muffin.
Charles: Damn, I was eating this chick out the other night and she tickled me with her pubes and i snotted all over her whisker muffin.
Boomer: GROSS!
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When a Female cannot take, handle, or "go along with" sarcasm, but instead, decides to censor and/or remove the allegedly offensive content.
Michelle was such a censor muffin for removing her tag from the joke we put in our facebook status.
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