Musical theater

the coolest type of hobby to have, wether you perform or just watch! Also, it's not just for nerds...I mean, kinda, however, you can both like rock, sports, reading in the corner of a library, and STILL love musical theater!

Non-cool person: "so you like musical theater, do ya? What are you, gaaay?"

Cool person: "yeah, I'm both gay, a musical theater nerd, aaaand about to kick your uncool ass."

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music hooker

a fucking music whore, cannot live a day without listening to music.

guy1: i forgot my ipod! FUUUCK
guy2: its not the end of the world though.

guy1: but i need something plugged in my ears!

guy2: pssh music hooker

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Hipster Music

Music that you can only find out about from those slightly more hip than yourself.

Me: "Where did you hear this song?"

Hipster: "Oh the Hipster Music? From ÀndЯê in the purple hoodie and skinny jeans."

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rap music

A oxymoron. For good rapping see (hip-hop).

Dude:what are you listen to? Dude 2: rap music. Dude: funny oxymoron but seriously what are you listen to? Dude 2: I said rap music. Dude: okay man let's talk when you aren't joking.

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pop music

1. Music without meaning and/or substance.
2. Music that is made just because it is catchy and/or "dancable"
3. Music that is upbeat and/or light and is rarely good.

Pop music artists include:
Justin Bieber.
Miley Cyrus.
Lil Wayne (pop-rap).
Green Day (pop-punk)
Jonas Brothers.
Good Pop artists:
My Chemical Romance (pop-punk)
Paramore
AFI

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musical masturbation

Music that has no emotion or musical value and is created to embody and amplify the characteristics of a certain style.

In other words, music that puts technicality, brutality, speed, and complication over the quality and the emotion put into the music.

Examples:

A Power Metal band that musically masturbates will fit as many notes as possible into their riffs and solos. Resulting in a boring rushed song.

A Tech Death band that musically masturbates will also fit as many notes as possible into their riffs, and they will usually palm mute the whole thing and make the riff as hard to play as they can. The drummer will hit the bass drum with a double bass pedal as fast as they can. Resulting in crap.

A Prog Metal band that musically masturbates will create songs as long as possible with as many different riffs as they can make. Often creating boring songs.

The guitar work of some shredders has been labeled as musical masturbation.

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Music Trip

When you listen to really trippy music in total darkness, and go on what is almost the equal to an acid trip. Amazing with the right music

im all out of LSD, lets do a music trip instead.

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