eva-napped

When a person that goes by the name of Eva falls asleep for an extended period of time, much longer than a normal person nap, and any/all people in the same vicinity as her join her in hibernation.

Person 1: "There she goes again, eva-napping"
Person 2: "I've heard about this, be careful she'll put you to sleep"
Person 1: "Oh no thats just a wive's ta-zzzzzzzzzzzz...."
Person 2: "You've been eva-napped bit-zZzZzZ...."

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surprise nap

to enter a state of unconsciousness without premeditation or intent. When performed in public can lead to surprise sex.

Man, that douchebag Dave looks pretty tired. I think he could use a surprise nap; could you hand me a baseball bat?

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milli nap

A short nap - shorter than a standard length nap but considerably longer than a nano nap.

I'm so tired, I need to catch a milli nap before we hit the bar tonight.

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opposite nap

The act of waking up late in the day (generally on a day off or weekend) tired, getting out of bed for up to six hours before proceeding to climb back into bed and fall promptly back to sleep. Can be closely tied to procrasturbating or just regular procrastination in general.

Guy 1: Hey man whats up?

Guy 2: *yawns* feeling tired but i've only been up for like 4 hours.

Guy 1: epic bro sesh later ydg?

Guy 2: Hmm...Actually I think I'm going to go and finish off my opposite nap

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lap the nap

In a word, it's eating pussy, by a male or female partner. Seeing as how most chicks these days trim the hedge, it's much more likely to be nappy than bushy downtown. Hence, you lap (lick) the nap.

Guy #1: She give it up to the brothas?

Guy #2: Nah, she only lap the nap.

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Jheri Naps

A person that has nappy hair and gets a jheri curl thus his nappy hair become a Jehri nap (Say it in a southen accent)

Poor black man: I want a jheri curl
White man:You can get a Jheri curl you already have nappy ass hair
Rich white man: black man GTFO and go get them jheri naps

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Power Nap

<noun> 1. A brief, satisfying slumber during a masturbation session followed by the finish of the session.
2. Falling asleep while masturbating.

Kenny took a quick power nap before class.

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