i need to take a dev

i needa take a shit

bro i need to take a dev

i need it hard

a saying for when someone wants to have hard/rough sex

I need it hard, I’m a dead girl walkin’!

you need medical attention?

If its from a furry, your agreeing to a blow job or a ride session

"Yo, you need medical attention?"
"Yea, im literally bleeding."

I need that!

Said when wanting to fight someone. Prison slang.

As the inmate got ready to fight, he asserted, “ I need that!”, while taking off his shirt.

i need your holes asap

Someone who would like to rail you that instant

Boy-Wanna fuck

Girl-sure
Boy-I need your holes asap

I need to do wee wee

When a toddler needs to pee.

I need to do wee wee!

needs of the army

If you fail your chosen AIT (Advanced Individual Training) in the Army you get put into whatever bullshit job the Army needs people in but nobody wants. I.E. you’re gonna be a cook.

Hey man did you hear about Specialist Johnson failing out of the EOD course? They gave him the ol “needs of the army”

Ah shit man I hope Johnson knows how to cook shitty scrambled eggs.