The angst and sexual urge you feel when chatting with someone online and you really just want to see them in person instead. Like actual blue balls, this can be temporarily relieved by jerking off, but is only truly resolved by visiting the person of desire.
Don't type so dirty like that, it's giving me chat blue balls again.
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when a person in the group chat gets offended and stops participating or leaves the group
*Brianna gets roasted by someone in the group*
someone says "Brianna has left the chat"
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The anxiety and suspense involved in staring as you see a friend is typing an instant message or facebook chat message but never seems to complete it. The feeling can last for minutes or even hours. Unfortunately unlike actual blue balls, chat blue balls can not be relieved by jerking off.
Person 1: "What's with Freddy, he was supposed to come out with us an hour ago?"
Person 2: "He looked pretty pissed, he's probably suffering from chat blue balls again."
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the invite only chatroom of the most elite posters on all of campusblender.com; the destroyer of the former pelichat, which is now a chatroom made up only of inferior campusblender.com posters; was responsible for the memorable and infamous "Invite Pump-Fake of 2007" on THE Laurie, which they take great pride in
Man, I wish I could be invited to the Power Players Chat. I realize, though, that I'm not good enough. I'm inferior. Maybe pelichat has more than two people in it.
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aiite,aitez=rigth
koo,coo=cool
fo realz= for reals
bois,boiz=boys
guh,gurl,=girl
thx=thanks
fyne=fine
wuh,wat=what
y=why
iono ,i dunno= i don't know
kyoot=cute
sex-e=sexy
nah=no
sowwie=sorry
lolz=laughing out loud
meh mi=me
dey=they
dem=them
bak=back
wan=want
fuk=f*ck
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When someone farts into there hand and then places it to there mouth and inhales it and then blows it into a victims face
Bro this guy is chatting breeze all over my face and it stinks.
This guys pissing me off, Iโm gonna chat breeze on his head
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When you have multiple chat/IM/messenger windows open with different people simultaneously and you inadvertently type and send an insulting/offensive/insensitive comment in the wrong chat window, specifically the one with the person referred to.
Mike
(4:45p) Dude, what's up?
Me_Gaxxy
(4:45p) Hang on, on another chat...
16:45 <Dave> Hey, how's it going?
16:46 <me_gaxxy> Ugh, freakin' stupid Dave trying to chat me...
16:46 <Dave> WTF???
16:47 <me> Whoops, chat faux pas..