Someone who feeds off of others' drama
Id say 'accident' for now. Get your friends to organize a family therapist, at some point they'll find out its suicide and you need to make sure it's age appropriate. Identify the drama vultures and avoid them, they'll blab and blab loudly and you don't want them finding out too soon from the wrong person.
There will be drama vultures, usually loud, usually easy to vocal, unable to change the topic, they'll push their way in, they'll want to talk about it for hours when all you'll want to do is relax and grieve. Just avoid them and put your friends in interference. r/u/JesstheJaffa
When people on social media spill their guts about what a horrible day they're having, but never mention why.
( Drama Bomb ). Omg! I can't take anymore, I simply give up!
A mans penis that can never remain erected for over a couple of seconds
Girl: Netflix and chill
Guy: Ah jeez drama dick can't
A penis sculpted entirely of one person's need or desire to start drama.
Alternatively, having a boner caused by drama surrounding or caused by the person in question.
Tl;dr: A dick who starts drama.
Man, She's really trying to insert her drama dick into everything!
His drama dick from gossiping about company issues is bigger than the noodle near his caboodle.
Drama Dick: A person who is always looking for drama. Also reporting on drama or feeding the drama by telling everyone who will listen.
Peter is a real Drama Dick. Always looking for drama!
The place for the a quicky for the drama geeks and weirdos of college
"Where is Jane?"
"In the Drama Closet with Mr Johnson..."
Awkward silence
Drama Closet
When a person with that has no work ethic or skill takes the attention off the real situation creates a delusional situation to get out of real work.
Soon as its time to clean, that stupid bitch created drama.
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