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This is what Joe says to provoke his Dad to say, "Fuck You"
Hey, Can you give me some salt?
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when a male has an erection so large, monstrous, and hard that he must cover it with corn to calm it down. After this masturbating into the corn, shoving the corn into his ass and throwing it up into a females/gay males tender brown ass and repeating the procedure again and again until the dick falls off.
"I went on a trip to Salt Lick City and I never came back."
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A staunch LDS community recognized around the world for it's Mormon Temple, the city's founder, Brigham Young, wide streets, the 2002 Winter Olympic Games, snowcapped mountains, the Great Salt Lake, and 3.2% beer.
"Salt Lake City, UT, is an 8-hour drive from Sin City."
"Salt Lake City, UT, is the land of Zion."
~Tagman77
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Don't hurt a person feeling with talking about sensitive matters
Moshiko: Yossi, I saw your axe kissing and ... with that nerd, what's his name?
Yossi: fuck you Moshiko, why are you sowing salt on my wounds?
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The fucking best damn potato chips in the world!!
Hey nick. SMELL my FINGERS!!...Ashley:why do they smell like that
nick: b/c of Lays Salt and Vineger Chips
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A pussy that taste like salt water.(meaning)SALTY AS FUCK
THOSE GIRLS HAVE SALT WATER PUSSY!!
What girls?
THAT BITCH SIERRA AND ALYSSA!!
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When a female dresses up as a young female deer and licks your balls after you bust a nut in your pants
dude, i took my chick up to the woods and we totally pulled the female doe salt lick. It was epic
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