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Cutie Pie

My special gf. She's soft, sweet-smelling, huggable. She was baked in my heart, and there she lies. When I'm with her it feels like heaven made up of candies and vanilla ice cream.

ur my cutie pie, kiss me softly <3

by piepie18 April 20, 2022

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pie as a rock

to be so fried that you cannot move. variations on rock can and may include stick, doornail, stump, rat and many others

dude.. im pie as a rock right now

by #@@@@@@ March 27, 2020


ham pie

post easter poop: ham, beer, potato's, candy, more beer all smushed into a pie

The ham pie that just came out of my ass was real...

by BallzDeeep84 April 13, 2020


Lard Pie

Someone with a somewhat lardy physique, who inexplicably denies it.

Ted is a complete lard pie, bless his flubbery soul.

by NipNugget November 23, 2009


Pie Shifter

Refers to someone who can go into a petrol station and clear the whole shelf of Ginster's pasties in one visit.

"Wow did you see that guy eat all those pasties? What a pie shifter."

by Ferg1 June 23, 2012


tutie pie

they are so cute that you can't even make the "c" sound so it gets turned into tute :)

this is when someone is so tute you want to contain them in the form of a pie and eat them all up. yum yum!

THE MOST TUTEST PERSON IN THE WORLD!

My boyfriend gives me compliments and takes great care of me, he is such a tutie pie! :D hehe

by babylovex3 December 17, 2012


Pie Town

A very tiny western New Mexico town in Catron County where not much happens except the annual Pie Festival and the occasional dance. There are two pie shops, both of which serve fabulous food but are very unreliable about being open and also about their pies. There is also a post office, a lawyer's office, a fire station, some houses, and a park with a pavilion perfect for skateboarding and dances. No traffic to worry about, but just in case there's a sign when you enter saying "Caution, Congested Area." People are friendly, there are lots of ranchers and hippies, and everything is laidback and casual. Not much to do except go to the pie shops and yak over coffee, or go to the BookMobile every month, or make up interesting rumors about people you only know vaguely. The town attracts a lot of tourists - hikers, bikers, horseback riders - and a lot of them have interesting tales to tell.

Right on the Continental Divide...it's all downhill from here!

Wanna go get the mail in Pie Town?

by lolboredchickyandmusicrules:) March 1, 2011