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dirty german girl

The perfect woman, so dirty that she makes conversations the day after sex both uncomfortable and uncertain. You may feel as if you may need to find faith, go to confession or possibly cleanse yourself with some cathartic experience. But she will love you fiercely an like none other. If you ever find a dirty German girl that loves you - never let her go!

Kristin is such a dirty German girl. She straddled my face and made me lick her everywhere.... ass included.... and continued to ride until I almost passed out from being suffocated from cumming on my face. mein unendlich dreckiges deutsches Mรคdchen!

by Obsessedwithmypetitegermangirl July 24, 2018


Prussian-German ethnicity

People who are of Prussian-German ethnicity are generally regarded as on the top of the Germanic racial hierarchy. Most Prussian-Germans are also generally regarded to be Nordic, though most Prussian-Germans are not regarded to be Hyperboreans. Sigismund Steinhauser is a notable example of someone who is both nordic and Prussian-German

"I look nordic as fuck. Prussian-German ethnicity." - Sigismund Steinhรคuser NSDAP ๅ

by hawn hawn baguette September 19, 2022


Angry german kid

Some german kid mocking the boomer's idea that "video games make kids violent and affect their mental health".
He posted a video in which he was trying to boot up the computer to play unreal tournament, but the game was taking too long to start which caused the boy to lose his temper and start beating up his keyboard and yelling at the monitor, the video ended with him rage quitting after he lost the game, the boy yelled at the top of his lungs, took the keyboard and smashed it repeatedly causing it to break, all of this was just act to mock the boomer's perception of how their kids behave when playing video games, but unfortunately people who watched this video did not get the satire and mistook him for a kid who is mentally challenged, which nearly ruined his life.
This video became a popular meme around the mid to late 2000s internet, a lot of people made parodies of this and even fan-fictional animations.

Angry german kid: Starte...das..SPIEL DU HURENSOHN ICH WILL SPIELEEEEEEN!
Translation: Start the game.. YOU SON OF A BITCH I WANT TO PLAAAAAAAY!

by muthal bhaiya April 8, 2021


German stock exchange

An exchange of feces, usually between two homosexual males, taking place from one anus to the other's. Best done with a special "German Stock Exchange" chair which straps one particpant into an upside-down seated position with a hole cut out of the seat upon which the first "broker" sits over to trade his "stock" through.

My anus is all loose and ready now Hans, how about some day trading on the German Stock Exchange?

by Scottt M. James January 12, 2008

18๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


German Tootsie Roll

The act in which a person shats on another persons face, as close to the nose as possible, to create a mustache similar to Hitler's.

"Last night was crazy. This chick was from outta town and wanted some thing sweet, so I gave her a German Tootsie Roll."

by Matrixkid312 April 28, 2008

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German Log Splitter

When man is laying in bed and a friend comes along and first grabs his legs. He then takes his foot and quickly proceeds towards his genitals and then goes in for the kill. Ouch!

Man 1: Why do you look so sore?
Man 2: Dude I got the German Log Splitter last night and now I can barely walk.

by maples123 May 8, 2009

9๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Wolf German

A term for acting like a complete retard and shaking your hands all over the place and dancing. This may also include raping books and speaking french.

"Dude, he's just like fuckin Wolf German"

by BleedingAnus December 16, 2007

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