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Super Straight™ is a made up sexuality which means a man or a women who is only attracted to men or women that are cisgender males or females. This sexuality was a result of transphobic men with Super Small™ dicks getting so cocky that they think they can pull cis or trans women. The "sexuality" is transphobic because by saying you won't date trans men or trans women because they aren't "real" men or women is harmful to trans people so therefore transphobic.
Man with a small dick: i'm Super Straight™
Trans Man: Ew, do you have a crush on me or something?
Man with a small dick: What?
Trans Man: I'm biologically a woman
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a person that acts homosexual but is not
Hey look at that straight rainbow he is trying to hit on that guy.
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A hand in any type of Poker game i.e. Texas Hold'em. The hand consists of 4 cards of any suit in a row compared to 5 cards in a row that comprises a normal straight. Similarly, 4 cards in a row of the same suit is referred to as a Muhammad Straight Flush and when applicable, a Muhammad Royal Flush.
Danny - "Ok, flip them."
Muhammad - "I have a straight."
Mike - "Well, that beats my two pair... wait you only have 4 in a row"
Danny - "Haha. That's a Muhammad straight."
Muhammad - "FUCK!"
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a mental illness in which one, especially a male is transphobic
person 1: i’m super straight
person 2: that’s a weird way to spell fucking dumbsss
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When someone is 100% lying through their teeth
Some dumbass: Pitbulls are so dangerous! They eat babies and kill people
An intellectual: You are straight capping, yes they have powerful jaws but they are a reflection of how they are raised. Obviously if you raise them to be violently, they will be dangerous. What kind of owners have you been hanging out with chump?
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Livin the good life, or Ghetto Fabolous, Feeling good.
Tyrone: Sup Jamal? How you b playa?
Jamal: Straight bawlen homie.
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When a person; male or female is all up on the tip(in their business) of another. Most commonly refers to when a guy appears to be all about another guy.
Fred was straight jockin' Mike when he rolled up with his new car!
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