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Hair that becomes dreadlocked from jizz.
Steven blew his load in Jennifer's hair and gave her nut dreads.
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when some idiot comes and grabs your briefs in fronts and pulls
i was in 8th grade when i was making fun of some senior for being stupid so latter he found me andand gave me a nut wedgie and dragged me (in the nut wedgie position) and then he stripped me of my cloths and ripped my underwear off and threatened if anybody ever found out then he would kick me in the balls 1000 times
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Nut allergy awareness month. Go an entire month without having nuts! Includes walnut, peanuts, pistachios, etc. Feel the pain of people who can't enjoy pecan pie on Thanksgiving or their grandma's banana nut loaf during their cousin's baby shower.
Friend 1: Wanna try some some of my trail mix?
Friend 2: No thanks, it's No Nut November.
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Someone who has failed to exercise his masculinity to the point his testicles have turned into puss.
Look Puss Nuts get your head out of your ass and come out with us!!!
Ask Puss nuts if his girlfriend will let him come watch the game!!!
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A common expression used by Osama Bin Laden to express delight.
The infidels will tremble before the might of allah, it will be totally nuts on the road
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A basketball term used when someone executes a dunk with authority, hangs on the rim, lifts up his legs as if he was teabaggin his opponent (putting his scrotum on another’s head). See also ding alling dinner
Oh shit shaq just went nuts in the face on that nigga
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When your cancer kicks in and yo cum be looking like theres fucking lil brown nigga up in this bitch/mudslide but it’s cool cuz you be vibing
Nigga 1:Yo have you heard jahs new song
Nigga 2:Nah isn’t it called nigga nuts?
Nigga1:Yea i just don’t get what the title is supposed to mean
Nigga 2:
WHAT you never dropped a nigga nut?!
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