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President Barack Obama, who seems to have scary similarities to Adolf Hitler.
"Look, there's Adolf Obama on TV again with one of his speeches!"
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Trying to solve a problem with an opposite course of action and possibly making it worse.
Person 1: Lets get some spiders to eat the flies.
Person 2: But how do we get rid of the spiders.
Person 1: O yeah that's a real Bush to Obama right there
Obama Bush America
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The Obama era is the name given to the time period in American history from 2009 until 2017 during which Barack Obama was the 44th Democratic Liberal President of the United States.
The Obama era was tough for a lot of Americans.
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A Toyota Prius.
Bob: "I just bought a new car!"
Dave: "What kind did you get?"
Bob: "A Prius!"
Dave: "Why did you buy an Obama mobile?"
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The president of the United Stated of America. No one knows just yet if he will be "A Dream Come True", or "The Antichrist"(both actual quotes from people). But what we do know is that weather you like it or not, he's he for at least the next four years, unless he gets shot, which I highly doubt because: A, He's pretty much the most protected man in the world and B, If we didn't shoot Bush, why the hell would we kill Obama? Yes his middle name is Hussein. And? Yes, I'm a democrat, and I'm for him.
Grampa: How bout that Obamer*? I'll tell you what, that Bamer* sure is somthin'
Me: Umhm Grampa, he sure is.
Grampa: Your votin' for him aren't you?
Me: I may have the SAT scores of a 19 year old, but I'm still 12, Grampa.
Grampa: Then why are you wearin' so much makeup?
Me: I'm not wearing any makeup, Grampa.
Grampa: Jon, get me ma glasses.
Daddy: Okay, Ed.
Grampa: So THAT'S what you look like this year....
*Grampaspeak for Barack Obama
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n.: the segment of Barak Obama supporters who think he is the messiah. Like a homeless person, the typical member walks around in a daze endlessly repeating the refrain: “Change.” The Obama-nation is an abomination.
The Obama-nation converged on Washington to watch the inauguration.
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The very first president of the US who has a special website about his victories and efforts: whatthefuckhasobamadonesofar.com
— Do you know who Obama is?
— Yea, I’ve seen whatthefuckhasobamadonesofar.com
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