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the same intense uninhibited happiness a dog expresses to its master when the master has been gone for 2 minutes or 2 weeks
Jack, my dog, greets me with the same pure dog joy, when I return from getting the paper in the driveway or a three week vacation
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Feverish bouts and repeated, back to back sessions of male masturbation. Usually brought on by watching entirely too much internet porn in your parent's basement.
Ever since Brian failed out of college, all he does is flog the dog.
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(verb) To engage in the relentless pursuit of an objective or goal, often involving the accomplishment of tasks through other, less expedient people. This includes obsessive follow-up, nagging, and harrassment of individuals holding up the accomplishment of the goal. Comes from a reference to pointer dog breeds that serve as loyal hunting dogs, leading the way to the fallen fowl.
"I had to bird-dog Larry all day to get him to sign that damn contract."
He said: "I'm so frustrated. I called two days ago, and still...no response from customer service."
She replied: "Oh yeah, you have to bird-dog those guys daily to get anything done. They're totally swamped."
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To beat the living shit out of someone.
This nigga provoked me so I dog walked his ass.
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Navy slang for fucking off, dicking around, being a slacker.
"Y'all quit dickin' the dog and get back to work!"
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hose who take the dog for a short walk and let the dog use the town as its toilet
is this little dog yours or you're just its dog shitter?
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Putting your "dogs in the tub" is the act of inserting your scrotum into the anus or vagina of the person you are having intercourse with. Popularized by the MC Crumbsnatcher song, "Dogs in the Tub"
Rubella - Guuurrrrlll, my man a freak! He don't just put the dick in me! He puts the dogs in the tub too!!
Puzzi - Gurl why he do that?!
Rubella - cuz just like MC Crumbsnatcher said
Together - NUTSACKS BELONG IN BUTTCRACKS!!
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