The New South

As opposed to The South, The New South is a metropolitan oasis. These sanctuaries of enlightenment are spreading through the Old Dixie. In the process, toothless hicks are being sent to the CDC for examination, biological modification, and general reconstruction into useful human beings. In the process, vocabulary such as "Y'all," "Dawg," "git" (get), and "fowks" are truncated from local vernacular. Atheist churches have popped up across the street from vacant snake-handling centers, and drawls have become twangs. Modern-day progress has made redneck culture as hard to find in the south as the Mafia in the north; it's there, but it's hard to find.

The northern US isn't the only Canada anymore.

1. The New South is the New Canada.
2. Did you hear? Southern Georgia just announced that it's erecting a monument to the New South!
3. I don't even know any white people anymore in the New South.
4. The Mafia just relocated to the New South--better weather, see.
5. I'm from the New South--and I'm valedictorian at Emory, too! (Which everyone knows has surpassed Harvard.)

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South Dakota

Home of dead plants and food that makes you sick. The entire state is obsessed with friggin' Mount Rushmore. Also, some other sites are:
-The Mitchell Corn Palace (Or, a more apppropriate name: The Mitchell Concrete and Wood Palace, with Corn Pictures That Have Been Eaten by Birds)
-The 100-years-away-from-being-done Crazy Horse Memorial (Why is it legal to blow up mountains like that?)
-Huron (Whoop-dee-doo)
-Rapid City (See above)
-The Badlands (What's so friggin' special about dead plants, anyway?)

PersonX: Let's Go to South Dakota
PersonY: You'll hate it
PersonX: Well, yeah.

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South park

The best show on earth that makes fun of society's ignorance

KENNYS DEAD!!
Best phrase from South Park

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Old South

A way of describing something, someplace or even something someone is doing that is rarely seen in this modern age of the South.

"Well, I declare if he don't carry a handkerchief and a pocketknife with him everywhere he goes...thats Old South."

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south dakota

Cold hellhole with a population of about 7 people as of the 2000 census. Projections say there may be up to 8 people, but that could just be an illegal immigrant.

Black Hills and Rushmore are vastly overrated, btw. People really only come here to gamble and make fun of the locals.

Why bother comparing eastern SD to Minnesota? Minnesota is almost as hick, shitty and worthless as SD.

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south pole

that ugly ghetto brand thats stuff all looks like sweatpants/shirts

eew, south pole is ghetto.

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south dakota

a fucking shithole

my anal passage hurts after dropping a massive south dakota.

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