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up ons

Shortened slang for "get up on this," which in turn means "have some of this." Generally used when offering to share something.

"I can't finish this soda. You want up ons?"
"Nah, I'm not thirsty, but thanks."

by Victoria Soma May 21, 2008

65πŸ‘ 21πŸ‘Ž


Cold One

another calling for the undead , a name given for their unhumanly cold and pale skin. Scientists believe that the "cold ones" had a form of desiese, to have no warmth flowing though their body, yet they could feel the touch. the cold ones had no future testing as they refused to have so after 1950.

"The cold one sucked on the blood of its victim."

by AnonymousUser. May 8, 2009

741πŸ‘ 310πŸ‘Ž


one-timer

A common term used in hockey in which a player passes it to another player, and the player receiving the pass shoots it in the net rather then stopping it. Used usually to lure a goalie to one end of the net, and then allowing a player with an open shot to score.

"Martin St. Louis feeds the puck to Vincent Lecavavelier for the game-winning one-timer!"

by Kody Schafer October 18, 2004

44πŸ‘ 14πŸ‘Ž


One Direction

How to depress musicians

Person 1: Gee, did you hear about this great new band One Direction? They're so hot and have such amazing voices!!

Person 2: -Looks at guitar and questions why he even does this-

by Volatin May 3, 2012

3495πŸ‘ 1553πŸ‘Ž


Real one

A friend that’s been there for you through thick and thin. They’d take a bullet for you and vice versa. A best friend. AulonΓ«.

A: I’m broke.
B: I got you covered

A: you’re a real one

by Slutty_nerd August 18, 2019

40πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


One Pager

A corporate term for a document of no more than one page but containing approx 30 pages of data but squashed in, with small type font, so that no one can read it or interpret it anyway!

Great deck but can you summarise it in a "one pager"!

by Kel_Rocks October 9, 2009

33πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


Xbox One

Microsoft's latest addition to the Xbox console franchise, which has been debuted in May of 2013. The successor to the Xbox 360, the One sports more high a performance hardware, support for higher resolutions and 60 frames per second, much like (in some cases) a midrange gaming computer. With it's somewhat updated graphics unit and 8 GB of RAM, the One is a technological step up from the 360.
This console has been the center of ridicule in the gaming community for well over six months, up until it's release in November. Because there were growing concerns over DRM and restricted library issues, a majority of consumers diverted their attention to the upcoming PS4. however, after its release, the One was able to stand up on its own as a formidable gaming platform. Well over 4.2 million units around America have been installed and are being actively used by gaming enthusiasts every day. Even so, as the One has surprised a number of gamers and consumers, it still comes under fire from multiple sides; dedicated Sony fans and the other half of Microsoft; PC.
All arguments aside, the One has finally shown some potential as a decent gaming machine, and the author is curious to see what content becomes available for it as the year goes on.

Man 1: My Xbox One finally came in the other day. Loving the step up from last generation.

Man 2: That's cool. My PS4 is pretty awesome, too. Shame we don't have cross-console games yet.

Man 3: You dumbasses got consoles? Fuckin' peasants. My PC rig only cost me $600 and games better than both of your fag machines combined!

Man 1 + 2: *turn and stare in unison*

Man 1: Really?

by Markus Nuttingham February 10, 2014

213πŸ‘ 82πŸ‘Ž