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To demonstrate more power over somene than one actually has over them.
"Mom says I can't date that girl because she's a whore."
"Dude, your mom's totally hosing you over."
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When you find out your friends are gay in the least subtle way.
Hey, guys wanna have a sleep over
I could have a sleep over at my house
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the act of repeating an inside joke between you and someone else way too much.
Friend 1: "Hey Michelle....the mossy rocks!"
Michelle: "HAHAHAHAHA"
......two hours later......
Friend 1: "...Yeah, just like the mossy rocks!"
Michelle: "ROFL! It was so funny when we found those mossy rocks."
Friend 1: "I think we may over-joke this a bit too much..."
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When you send too many messages to one person at one go, or send a long rambling pile of poo when you only needed two sentences. see spam
Message1: Hi I remember you from school you are sooo hot blah blah blah
Message 2: ....
Message 3: ...
Reply: WTF!???
Message 14: sorry, I wayyy over-messaged there. I live my wife and kids and I will not be in contaact again.
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When a male ejaculates all over someones face and his sperm covers the face of the recipent. Their face then looks like a glazed donut because of the males sperm.
Last night man, I jizzed all over Alana's face so bad...I glazeed her over.
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When someone tells you "yes" and they really mean "no."
Ex 1: "Will you go to prom with me?" asked Mike. "Yes!" Naomi said. "Great!" Mike said. "I mean, no, I actually already have a date for prom," Naomi said. "I just got screwed over," Mike said to himself.
Ex 2: "Yes, you've got the job," Hank said. "Awesome!" Lori said. "I changed my mind, we don't need you; so no," Hank said. "I should tell someone that I was just screwed over," Lori said to herself.
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