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bad parker

East European traveller

I can't go through, the bad parkers are back, looking through the rubbish for copper

by June 11, 2023


peter parker complex

when you help everyone you know but put yourself last

John:hey,did you see Jack? he has a peter parker complex

by D1sc0rd March 1, 2022


Wise-Parker Rule of Three

A misperception of the amount of time passed in someone else's company. Typically, the time dilation is by a factor of 3, however, it may be less with less intense feelings.

Guy: WHAT its already 3 oclock? We've been been together for three hours already?? Its only felt like one.
Girl: Wow, we are awesome. We just validated the Wise-Parker Rule of Three!

by Muchacho 1 June 20, 2011


Kai Parker

Kai Parker is from TVD and he is one of the most powerful witches in fiction. His twin is Wanda Maximoff and he solos that’s why the gemini coven didn’t like him cause he was more powerful. Kai Parker is actually a sweetheart but his family mistreated him.

Kai Parker is so misunderstood he deserved better.

by tvdu stan July 31, 2022


Esmee Parker

Esmee Parker has the biggest cock known to man and a gigantic gyat.

“Hey that girl has a big cock!”
Must be Esmee Parker”

by Skibidirizz August 17, 2024


Parkere

Parkere is a great guy, who loves sex and men.

dawg, you're like parkere.”

by whosthatt? July 3, 2023


Parkere

A short male, very funny and caring but lowkey scary as hell. probably unstable.

“Parkere, is literally insane.”
“i met a boy just like Parkere”

by luno go crazee July 3, 2023