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n.- the hip or in crowd; being involved in said crowd or group. Opposite of the homo boat. Usually used in comparison with the homo boat.
"DUDE! Don't you wish you were in the party boat?"
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A social gathering where, upon arrival, the objective is to make the attendees exclaim, "What the fuck!?". The strongest reactions are usually brought about by strange outfits, wigs, nudity, new girlfriends or boyfriends, body paint, or other unordinary items.
"I'm going to Lisha's WTF party tonight in an afro wig, cheetah leotard and flippers. Oh ya, and Bill is my date."
"But you're a dude...?"
"Exactly."
"WTF?"
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Another bunch of useful idiots who believe that a government is "small" when it wastes squillions of dollars on wars but lets poor citizens croak instead of helping them with medicare.
Naive dreamers who think that capitalism is some kind of romantic exchange of goods between the farmer John Wayne and the horse breeder Gary Cooper, and the dominion of monopole corporations and banks is "socialism".
Hate-filled hyprocrites who call everyone Hitler!Hitler!Hitler! but when YOU only call them "right wing" they are screaming about "political correctness gone wild" and that they are just "concerned" citizens, looking for freedom.
Allegedly they don't want government involved with your everyday life - except when it comes to gay marriage (FORBID IT!) and all the other things that make baby Jesus cry.
Normal Person: Church and state should remain separate!
Teabaggers: You want America to become islamic!
Normal Person: No, I...
Teabagger: Why do you hate America so much?
Normal Person? What? I don't hate...
Teabagger: And why don't you think of the children!? Think of the children!
Normal Person: The children!? Gosh, what's wrong with you guys!?
Teabagger: Well, well, Herr Hitler asks what's "wrong" with us! I guess you want to put everyone in a concetration camp who asks the "wrong" questions, hm?
Normal Person: Jesus Christ, you're fucking crazy.
Teabagger: See! Everyone who asks the "wrong" questions is "crazy" and has to be put in a gulag! Come on, kid, why do you hate freedom so much? Why don't you defend the freedom of speech!?
Normal speech: I defend the freedom of speech! I defend my right to call the Tea Party a bunch of lunatic crypto-fascist hypocrites who would deserve to get crippled in one of your stupid, unnecessary wars, to live on the street afterwards and then to work as a loo attendant for 1$ a week at the millionaire's villa of one of your stupid teaparty moms, who claims to defend the little guy against the "liberal elite".
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party shit, n
When, at a house party, the bathroom line becomes noticeably longer than it usually does, it it because someone is in there taking a huge crap that couldn't wait until later. Or maybe he was too stupid to clear his colon beforehand. Either way, when the perpetrator leaves the bathroom, the entire place stinks to high heaven.
dude, that was one foul party shit, I hate you.
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A party with no lights. Therefore you can't see who youre dancing with. Heightening the fun of the party and your dance moves.
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Maria: i had so much fun at that blackout party, Jose here is an awsome dancer
Jose: I wasn't at that party babe
Maria: damn, then who the fuck was I grindin on?
2.
Liana: I wanna go to a blackout party
Edward: Whats that?
Liana: Stupid, its a party with no lights
Edward: Oh...then where does the music come from?
Liana : O_O
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A social gathering in which many people are openly banging and or having sex. eg. orgy, smash party, slam-sesh, fuck fest.
TBlaster: "Yo JJanz, tonight were all gettin hamboned and all those DG's (dirty girls) are commin over and were havin a slam party."
JJanz: "Sweet Bra!"
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Playing multiplayer games is much more fun when your opponent is in range of verbal abuse
I cant wait to pwn you at the next LAN party
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