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Fictional or otherwise a robot
Omg is that the perfect guy
No, you know that shit don't exist
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1. What to say when you'll accept anyone, regardless of any strange secrets they may have.
2. The best closing line ever said. It actually WAS perfect.
"You don't understand... I'm a man!"
"Well, nobody's perfect."
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the best band ever. maynards voice gives me chills. i can't believe they are coming to australia!!!
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A beautiful girl with dimple, smiles, eyes, voice, hair, kindness, eyelash flutter, even when she disagrees.
PPS is a perfect ten. A dime if you prefer.
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A man that can accept you when your beautiful, and when you're not so much. He listens to what you have to say and actually respects you enough to respond thoughtfully. He's not afraid of commitment and he values family. He treats you with respect, and accepts that you're his partner, not his slave. He works with you equally and values your opinion on different subjects. He is.. VERY hard to find. So if you do, don't ever let go.
The perfect man is hard to find.
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Something that has been searched for by men everywhere since the beginning of time (aka: the internet)
We men scope and grope day after day, but still haven't found the legendary "perfect ass"
Guy: "Aha! I found perfect ass!"
Girl: *takes off jeans*
Guy: "Goddamnit, it's moley. Move along."
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To shit in perfect coil formation. Making it look like a snake or serpent.
"It looks like Mrs. Smith's dog left another perfect serpent in our yard again". "That fuckin mutt!"
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