Piece of Shit

-Cameron

Wow, you're such a Cameron, everyone knows you're a piece of shit.

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Piece of shit

The Solid Nuke

All he does is hang out at the blueline. Does that piece of shit ever play defense?

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5 piece

Five parts of a body that are perfectly proportionate and ample, ie; a woman’s hair, eyes, smile, breasts, and bottom.

“Yo, I got a 5 piece left at the house”
“Word?”
“That girl been a 5 piece all her life”

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slam piece

someone, potentially an asshole, who you continuously contemplate having hot sex with, but having no attatchments. This person will not say hi- he is merely used for sex. You may have one or two cute couple pictures with this person

oh look my slam piece just walked by, how awkward.

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Pieced Up

When you get boxed liked a fish in Fortnite. Essentially you are getting Piece Controlled, ie; an enemy places builds in a place where you will be so that he has full control of the fight

Are you kidding me!? I just got fucking Pieced Up again! These kids are so fucking sweaty.

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Piece of craps

Craps; a word to use in plural terms of many peices of crap.

Piece of craps; a word in which a pile of crap is made up of many other craps. (can be used hypothetically as well as literal)

Bob: "My hometown is a piece of craps."
Steve: "What does that mean?"
Bob: "Well, everyone in my town are a peice of crap, so since my town holds all of the craps--people--it is a piece of craps."
Steve: "Ooh, I guess that makes sense"

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piece rating

An accurate, yet surprisingly concise, method of pinpointing the precise attractiveness of a female.

First, identify the specimen on a simple 1-20 scale (1 being a monkey after a house fire, 20 being Teri Hatcher in "The New Adventures of Superman".) Having done this, match her to the following piece-derived notation:

20: Piece de la resistance
19: War and Piece
18: Masterpiece
14-17: Piece (original)
12-13: Codpiece
1-11: n/a

Consider these vertical ratings. Alongside these, one might add a horizontal rating to note a certain flavour of bird or piece-related individual.

Greenpiece: Ecologically-minded or hygenically-challenged fluff.
Ringpiece: She's married.
Piece of cake: slag.
Hair piece: nice hair. Pity the face.
Mantel piece: Show the parents. Don't let her speak.
Three piece suite: Three of them. At the same time. All at once.

Piecekeeper: Male owner.
Piecemeal: Expensive rooting attempt.
Piece negotiations: "I always masturbate thinking of you." and such necessary rubbish.

Wilhelm II : Christ alive! 'Twas a masterpiece I just spied!
Edmund III: Aye. Alas t'has a piecekeeper. Negotiations will be tough.

An example of a piece rating in discussion.

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