Roman is the kindest person you’ll meet. He cares with all of his loving heart, he is patient, he is understanding, and he is altogether the sweetest soul you’ll ever come across. Looks wise? Let me tell you… he’s stunning. His eyes are a dark chocolate that are so enticing you just wanna swim in them like Willy Wonkas chocolate lake. NOT JOKING. His figure...like a greek god. His skin like a soft caramel, the good kind that everyone’s grandma keeps in their purse. Roman is a GOOD person. People use that lightly these days. Roman is precious. So is his heart.
*some random guy* YO HAVE YOU SEEN ROMAN?
*someone that doesn’t know THE Roman* Uhhhh no? Who even is that?”
*the random guy* Dude. Let’s find him together so I can introduce you to the most pure soul you’ll ever meet in your LIFE”
*someone that doesn’t know Roman yet* Oh, BET”
Roman is the kind a guy who everyone wants to be. He is a fast cross country runner. He is usually tall and lanky. Very rarely does roman actually come from Rome even though whenever they introduce themself the other person always says, "Roman, like the Empire?"
So basically, roman is the type of friend that will make him self look good and embarrass his friends. He often makes the most racist jokes and acts like an 11 year old fortnite kid. Thinks he has drip, but wears the same brand every single day. Just a white kid that is blatantly racist and thinks he is 24/7 amazing. Thinks he is fast, but a black girl can run faster. Stupid and delusional at times.
Hey roman, how delusional are you?
The GAYEST most HORNIEST Man in Canoga Park
Ricardo Roman PUTO