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A cocktail mix of high-quality Russian vodka and semen.
Have you ever tried a creamy russian? I've been told it's not great.
When you get hit in the dick when your are fully erect and your dick folds in half as a result. Can also result from when a bitch is riding you cowgirl style and falls off like an autistic cunt and bends your dick in half as she falls.
Richard: "Did you just get hit in the dick?"
Steve: "Yeah that bitch gave me a Russian fold"
Butthole with hemorrhoids.
I told Steve my Russian Button is of limits until the cream works it's magic
When a woman has a yeast infection and a guy eats her pussy anyway.
"I just have my girl a Russian Stromboli."
Sean Stavert definitely plays Kickball with Russians
When a woman takes two penises in her ass with a vodka-soaked tampon in her vagina.
Person 1: What were you up to last night?
Person 2: Oh man, I was in the back of a Russian carpool.
When you throw up all over your partner, while wearing nothing but a page boy hat, and then have them haul you across the floor while chanting "Tug tug tug!"
I had to replace the carpet in my living room after she made me give her a Russian tugboat.