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Hym "Hamas is not Satan, Ben. But YOU are, in fact, undercooked! Ha! Get it? Because of the ovens? Hey, the oven bit is catching on. I saw some guy on YouTube making an oven joke. It was something along the line of 'I had to put a 🔒 on my oven because jews kept trying to live inside it' the joke being that jews confuse ovens with houses. It was good. It's fun to make jokes."
Something you say when satan is following/cursing you. Or when you want to get rid of him from your fridge or house.
Me: Who's there?!
Satan: It's me! SATAN!!! Die!!!
Me: Be gone SATAN!!! *makes a cross with my middle fingers*
Satan: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! *Rip Satan, he got oofed*
A small sect of Satanism which believes in God and Satan as living beings/deities. Biblical Satanists believe that God is the villian of the bible and that Satan is the hero. They share some things in common with LaVeyan Satanists such as indulging in sin, having pride in yourself, and thinking freely. You don't have to worship Satan to be a Biblical Satanist, that's your choice.
Have you ever heard of Biblical Satanism?
a person so cute it's sinful. this does not mean that that it is sexual in its self, it just means that the person is very cute. ( it can be used in a sexual and non-sexual way)
it is a non-gender specific term. anyone can be a satan's snack
girl 1: girl, you are such a satan's snack *finger guns*
girl 2: aw shucks, you're so sweet. I'm happy that I dumped that dipshit Branden for you.
OR
friend 1: my friend is so cute!
friend 2: he is a snack
friend 3: no, he's a satan's snack
friend 1 & 2: agreed.
Why would you allow a Satan’s Tree Rat climb on your dinner table, right after they use their litter box?
To insult/threaten Satan in order to make him fear God even more.
"We smoking that Satan pack!"
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