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Shrek, Also known as Vladimir Lenin, was a Russian revolutionary, politician, and political theorist. He is infamous for starting the well-known Russian Revolution, And he is the hottest Ogre I'v- Uh I mean "Unique" Ogre.
Shrek Is also famous for starting a novel called the "Bible". In recent times, Shrek has opened an onlyfans with a large cult following.
Person 1: LONG LIVE THE U.S.S.R, LONG LIVE SHREK, LONG LIVE OUR SWAMP!
Crowd: *Cheers in awe*
Person 1: FUCK FUCKWARD! HEIL SHREK!
The hunkiest most delicious man I've ever tasted in my life. He absolutely a monster when it comes to having fun in the swamp. He likes his woman like he likes his onions (white, juicy, and spicy,). Hes the biggest HOTTEST ogre youve ever seen.
Little girl on the streets - Shrek is the tastiest man alive.
Old man - I bet he is. I need a man like him.
Little girl on the streets - HES MINE BACK OFFF.
Something that should not be in minecraft
Bro,Diamonds!Bro,Oh my gosh,i u could make a pickaxe to get obsidian-oh shit shrek!
Are lord and savior, can also be used in place as shit.
Jim: Hey look at that fat cat!
Jack: Oh shrek that's a fat cat!
Jim: *dies*
Jack: *eats his body*
Shrek is the godly figure the everyone idlesses, he is the god of creation.
Shrek is love, Shrek is life, Shrek is more iconic McDonald's (Oh Jesus Crist).
Shrek day is a day where we appreate the sexiness of shrek,go wish ur friends happy shrek day.
Hey joe,happy shrek day!
Happy shrek day to you too mat!