elongated sausage

a man's kingly meat scepter

Man, that is an absolutely elongated sausage.

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foreign sausage

Guys from another dorm. Used in a derogatory sense towards men who are trying to get into a party at a neighboring all-male dorm when there already aren't enough women to go around.

"You guys don't live here"
"So? There's a huge party here; we thought we'd come mooch your women and your beer"
"Dude, no foreign sausage"

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Sausage Tosser

A male individual who masturbates furiously and frequently.

Michael Cantrell is an avid sausage tosser who is known for eating his own sausage tossage.

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Thug Sausage

Someone similar to the shlong patrol, but has no penis, and no face

or

someone who can sing good.

You are not a member of thug sausage you fat kid.

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Sausage Milkshake

When you put whip cream on a penis and eat it off.

Susan: man im so full!

Francine: why?

Susan: i had a 2 liter sausage milkshake OH MAN IM ABOUT TO HURL!

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Bunnings sausage

The only thing that makes australia great

Go get a fucking Bunnings sausage now you cunt

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sweater sausages

Boobs. Lung protectors, jello molds, double lattes, bald commuters, mre's, whoopie cushions, frontal lobes, juggies, ....

Q: 2nd funniest name for boobs?
A: Sweater sausages

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