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Giving someone a hand-job on the beach.
"Aw man. My dick is so raw from that salty sea lion i got last night from Gertrude"
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A euphemism for the act of defecation. Coined after Osama Bin Laden's 'dignified burial at sea'.
Taking a shit, dropping the kids off at the pool, laying cable, cutting off a length of dirty spine
Fred: "Where the hell is Dave? He's been gone ages!".
Dave: "Sorry about that guys, I had to perform a 'dignified burial at sea!'"
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When running to the bog for number 2's and when you get there you shit your entire bowels out in milliseconds.
That last turd i had was like a flock of sea guls.
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When a female sucks off a guy and is too much of a pussy to swallow so he ejaculates in her eye and she goes blind therefore having to wear an eyepatch
Look at Becky! She's wearing an eyepatch
Wow Joe must have given her the salty sea sailor
What happened last night?
He wanted me to swallow!
So, did you?
Of course not, I just took a salty sea sailor instead
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One of the most popular and memed songs in old school RuneScape, a 3d fantasy mmo. It has a lot of influence in meme culture, and it also is just an awesome song!
Arrrrr me be listening to sea shanty II with me bottle of rum
John: hey yo I just got 99 firemaking while listening to sea shanty II
Ben: same
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sex on the deck of a boat, presumably at "sea level"
Bored with the formal tour, my girlfriend and I went to the marine bathroom and joined the Sea Level Club.
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One who truly enjoys eating pussy; i.e. cunnilingus. Derived from pussy translating to fish box. See also fish eater.
Male #1: "Have you ever eaten pussy?"
Male #2: "Have I? Shit, my diet practically consist of fish."
Male #1: "Damn, I didn't know you're a sea food lover."
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