very selfish grandma, self obsessed only talks about her life doesnt ask how others are doing. lies about her life. doesnt help with child or grandkids. cusses other grandmas out in old lady community. has annoying dogs. very small and annoying barking dogs.
“ewww your such a shart lizzy”
“quit acting like a shart lizzy nigga”
“you full of yourself shart lizzy”
“quit acting like a shart lizzy u supposed to be a grandma”
“ted aint fw a shart lizzy”
Synonym: The chocolate fountain made in the porcelain.
Antonym: a normal turd.
Shart= sh** and fart together.
Dude, that pile of meth gave me the Hershey Sharts!
When you feel the burning sensation in the anus followed by shit on the walls.
I feel it... the flaming shart.
When you sneeze but don't have time to pull down your face mask, thus it goes everywhere inside your mask.
Face sharts are the worst; today I had to sneeze but my hands were full and I couldn't get my mask down in time.
Willy Wonka Tiktok / Duke Depp's juicy sharts - you can hear his juicy sharts in a tiktok video posted by sjbleau and he will also shart if a fan sends him a luxury candle on his dukemoose livestreams. Duke's juicy sharts are an iconic thing in his fandom.
Duke: "what do my sharts sound like? umm, juicy"
Duke fans: "we stan duke's juicy sharts"
“yo bro, why do my bunghole shart?” “because retard”
When a corrupt dirtbag gets caught breaking the law, then responds by simultaneously shitting himself and blowing smoke about a mythical "deep state" conspiracy.
D.H.: "Hey, I didn't misuse campaign funds for THC vaping and golf outings! That's just the Deep State trying to frame me!"
Voters: "Dude, you're deep sharting. Just GTFO and go directly to jail."