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When a sheep pushes you so hard with their head you become the sheep itself
Did you hear Boris suffered from Sheep Bang Syndrome?
A girl with purple hair who is just the best at everything, honestly ;)
Person 1: Look, Amys dyed her hair purple!
Person 2: Yeah, I guess thats because shes the top sheep!
1. A dag or dingleberry; a piece of shit stuck to the backside of a sheep that has to be cut off.
2. A shitty person who sticks to you and seems impossible to get rid of except by cutting them out of your life entirely.
See also: shithead, piece of shit, cocklebur
That farmer needs to take better care of his animals, there’s sheep-nuggets all down their backsides.
You, my fair weather friend, are a sheep-nugget.
She’s a sheep-nugget if ever I saw one!
1. A dag or dingleberry; a piece of shit stuck to the backside of a sheep that has to be cut off.
2. A shitty person who sticks to you and seems impossible to get rid of except by cutting them out of your life entirely.
See also: shithead, piece of shit, cocklebur
That farmer needs to take better care of his animals, there’s sheep-nuggets all down their backsides.
You, my fair weather friend, are a sheep-nugget.
She’s a sheep-nugget if ever I saw one!
A rendition of AC/DC's "Dirty Deeds done dirt cheap" created by the infamous Bob Rivers.
Likely not safe for work, at least once he sheepishly confesses to pulling the wool over your eyes.
If you're havin trouble with you barnyard friends
Youve got a thing for ewes
Been countin sheep but you're not in bed
Heres what you gotta do:
Get out the barn stay off the farm!
Go read a nursery rhyme.
Don't ring 976-BAAA
That kind of loves a crime!
Dirty deeds done with sheep
Dirty deeds. Little Bo Peep
Dirty deeds done with sheep
Dirty deeds, and they're done with sheep
Dirty deeds, and they're done with sheep
My friend Larry has a little lamb
Her fleece is white as snow.
He keeps bragging 'bout her night and day
Someone should tell him, No,
Look at the flock they're all in shock!
Here comes that mutton fan.
Knock off the fleece Give them some peace.
Don't be a barn door man!
Dirty deeds, done with sheep!
Dirty deeds. Little Bo Peep!
Dirty deeds, done with sheep!
Dirty deeds, and they're done with sheep!
Dirty deeds, and they're done with sheep!
Velcro gloves Knee pads Late-night dates
Done with sheep!
Warning signs Electric fences High Voltage!
Done with sheep!
Dirty deeds
Don't tell em what I've done to you!
Done with sheep!
Dirty deeds
Dirty deeds
Dirty deeds, done with sheep! Aaaargh!
(Quiet, girls! I think the shepherds coming!)
Usually fighting words. Can we used in place of I’ll clean your clock or I’ll bust your chops.
sheer your sheep - ready to fight
Jeff: “fuck you!”
John: “I’ll sheer your sheep bitch.”
Someone who doesnt necessarily fit into one clique because they are blindly followers of what is current with many cliques. They may get dressed up on weekends with nice clothes but also workout and be sporty during the week using their gym membership, have the hits of Journey, Johnny Cash and J Cole on their (of course) Spotify Playlist, but also brag about being into travel because they went to Ireland or Costa Rica. They might smoke weed now that it's exceptable and you better believe the newest smart watch is in play. They love warm climates, the beach, and being a foodie (ughhhh yeah so does everyone). Netflix connisseur, brewery enthusiat. When pubic hair styles become cool in the next few years for the hipster crowd and white Nike trainers are in with the jock crowd, they will blindly participate but say "I just dont fit one particular group."
Person 1: Your friend Jon is kind of a hipster, huh?
Person 2: No I would say he's more of a hippie.
Person 3: come on now, he's just a trend sheep. What. ever is cool in the world, he does it. I bet he has Instagram and snap chat but says - I'm hardly ever on it- because right now those things are said to lead to our generation being glued to their phone.