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This sexual act can only be performed once in a relationship. If done more than once, the subject should be subject to ridicule.
This act can only be performed if the subject is unaware. A Shitty Surprise is the act which when a woman is about to receive a mans ejaculation, the man makes her close her eyes, he then turns around and shits on her face.
Note: Explosive diarrhea works best!
Guy 1: " Yeah, I gave her a Shitty Surprise last night"
Guy 2: "I did it the other week with my ex"
A sex act where the male takes a dump on a girl's boobs and then proceeds to fuck her tits, using said faecal matter as lubricant.
Why did he dump me? Icedocking, wolfbagging, even shitty titty bang bang, I do everything!
When you put a coin up your asshole and run around screaming “HEE HEE”
“Bro, did you see Tom at the party last night!?”
“Yeah, he had too much to drink and started doing the Shitty Coin Michael Jackson..”
When two songs of lesser enjoyment are crudely mashed together by local radio stations to create a song that is shitty to a power of 2. Although there is arguments that one shitty plus another shitty would yield a less shitty song, this is not true. Is in indirect relation, but should not be confused with the Double Shitty
"Oh no! It's a dirty mix of Macklemore and Robin Thicke they just Shitty Squared these songs!"
completely drunk, fucked up, hammered.
"Oh man, did you see Jack at the bar? He was shitty borstein, I hope he wasn't driving tonight."
"Are you ok dude? You got pretty drunk last night."
"I wasn't just drunk, I was shitty borstein!"