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When you insert coins into your erect penis, and then proceed to pinch the end shut while attempting to piss. Eventually, once enough pressure builds, you release your fingers, and the coins, as well as your piss fly out of the urethra.
A homeless man asked if I had any spare change, so I preceded to shoot him with my jewish shotgun.
When you take a box of Nerds; insert the candies into an anus and then that person farts in your mouth.
Last after the bar I went to her house and bought Condoms and nerds at the gas station. We got to her house and she gave me a “Nerds Shotgun”
When two people both call shotgun for the front seat. The result being the two people fucking each other. The first one to cum doesn't get the seat.
Matt: I had such a good shotgun fuck last night with Megan!
Dylan: What the hell is a shotgun fuck dude?
Matt: A fight over the front seat which leads to sex whoever cums first loses.
Dylan: Now I understand
Very cheap tactic which is used at the mod WordNatural-Selectionword by smart or really stupid commanders.
Aliens - omfg our hive went down like 3 sec!!1
Marine - omg man wtf eject!
The act of peeing in the hole of a toilet as it is being flushed
Someone else didn't flush so I just pulled a Ukranian shotgun
the thing you say when wanting to end something that you consider cringe or bad, getting the shotgun to kill it.
this quote can only be said if you have a shotgun or toy gun to use after the line has been said.
me: sees that BFDI TF fanfic
also me: GET THE SHOTGUN
A Muddy Shotgun is to go for a shit and then instead of wiping you would scoop the shit out of your ass and slather it on your cock. You then stroke your cock using the shit as lube as if cocking a shotgun until ready to “fire”
Ayo bro I’m gonna have a shit. May aswell go for a Muddy Shotgun while I’m at it