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Shrek is a strong European green gremlin that lives in a swamp, he is often fighting with his pet donkey Thanos. For a hobby he likes to spank Mario.
A shrek is a holy figure of wich many pray to in their times of misery and misfortune.
"Hey Ron, have you praised to shrek yet?"
"Uhh, no sir"
"Aithest!!!!!"
Is that your boyfriend shrek Yeah and don’t call him that
Does he live in the swamp. Yeah why
He’s ugly as fuck but it makes sense now
Shrek is the internet king, taking his throne next to Rick Astley and Berry Bee Benson. He is God for a new generation
I dank green ogre who's very protective of his swamp,has an annoying donkey friend,smokes weed ,eats Doritos and drinks mountain dew and
His theme song is all star
Shrek : "stay outta my swamp!"
Daddy...I mean daddy...I mean Shrek is a green ogre who is a internet celebrity and steals all the men and ladies, already having multiple of lovers and spouses. When you see him, you'll realize he put Moto Moto to shame. It's important not to stare at him for too long or you'll fall for him next...
Him: *sees Shrek walk into the diner while on a date* Oh no...
Her: *Stares at the green big daddy with lustful eyes*
The almighty species he is inevitable and sexy as fuck
Truth or dare
Truth
OK whose the sexiest person ever
Shrek