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An old man who is selfish, teaches year 6 students useless lessons that have no meaning what so ever.
student 1="who is that horrible man."
student 2="that is Simon Everitt."
When you ''finish'' on your partners toes and make them put Thier sock back on and go to the shops
Hey George I gave my Mrs a soggy simon last night ...
Simon Hutsie is an alpha man. He gets all the bitches turned on. Even your mom, and your dad. He also has made a lot of profit in BitCoin and he owns a lot of horses for their semen
hey yo, is that a Simon hutsie? I could never get him
the name Caddicarus gave to Spyro the Dragon.
Caddicarus: watch out, everyone! it’s Simon the Door
Kind of like the friend zone but worse. You always are there for the girl but she doesn’t feel anything else for you.
Dude I’m stuck in the Simon Zone.
Shit dude the friend zone is better
The best dad you'll ever meet, known to many as "just better" and is respected by many.
Your dad is such a Simon's Dad
Shit in between two slices of bread making a shit sandwich
“Don’t want a sandwich”
“Yes what type?”
“Simone style”
“Heck yes”