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Putting a used barf bag on a woman's head during sex on a plane
He gave her a southwest simon when she tried to suck his balls.
He is really charming. He is nice to everyone.
I want to describe him as a attractive man I never seen before.
A talented human being. He tries the things that he really want.
He loves animal. You will never forget him.
Even boys love him. Many people's fantasize him .
He struggles sometimes but can overcome if he don't want give up. Don't let things hurt you. He is fun tho. Blessed with a beautiful smile.
Can be tough. Might transform into alien, joke.
Don't chase other people. Be who you are.
Help yourself so you can tend to avoid drowning yourself.
It's okay to cry and it makes you stronger.
Ken: Yoh bro, why you're so cute tell me.
Rui Simon: Should I tell you?
Ken: Yeah
Rui: Pay me first!
Somebody who had the misfortune of being placed in silver, even though they played fairly decently.
Wow, we're playing against a lot of Simon-level players, what a misfortune!
Lane Simon also known as the Goose Master! A master at sex and has to have a very large penis.
I want to be Goosed by the Goose Master tonight Lane Simon!
A rare pooping disorder in which you poop at work 10 to 12 times a day.
“It’s like his 5th time shitting and it’s not even 10:00 am. Must have Simon’s disease.”