The act of exploiting countless the sadness of men or women as a reason to fornicate.
It was almost a ritual-
How Dylan would Netflix and chill with depressing documentaries, and proceed sad-smash any and every dirty hippie chick he could get his hands on.
He would often times (but not always) follow up with asking for a boof assist.
someone who steals the girl away from someone else; cock blocker
i was gonna bang this drunk chick, but my roomate jumped in and took her! he's such a smash burglar!
When you have finally had enough of a situation, people or a place of work and you realize that it's time to leave or retire before you do something drastic. You want to retire before you "smash the glass". Going peacefully on your own terms before you reach that breaking point where adrenaline and hulk like strength overcome you.
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I have to get the hell out of this place before I smash the glass!!
Smashing people named Jason with your stomach
Jason was being so siiiick so I Fupanza Smashed him
To be smoking bongloads or pipeloads of cannabis, where the bowl is shaped like a cone.
Bro last night i was gonna smash cones with stoners on FB live, but my phone battery died.
When an automobile used in the TV show Cash Cab hits and/or kills someone.
Did you hear about the guy who was on Smash Cab in Canada the other day?
A thicc girlie who you just wanna smash. You know?
God, Ella is my biggest smash jew.