snatch jack

When a friend, collegue or just fellow dude takes public credit for sleeping with a woman, that his friend, collegue or fellow dude actually slept with.

Bob is a snatch jack, can you believe he told everyone arond the water cooler that he slept with Liz from accounting, we all know it was Justin who slept with her.

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snatch catch

Female equivalent of a cockblock. Someone or something that gets in the way of a woman getting laid.

This guy was checking me out, but my boyfriend was hanging all over me like a total snatch catch. There was no way I was getting laid.

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snatch a fan

What you say when you are ridiculously exhausted and want to get some sleep.

"Dude, I'm so tired. I'm gonna go snatch a fan."

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Snatch Pig

A man or woman who enjoys inserting their nose into a womans twat and sniffing. Usually sniffing enthusiastically with a snorting noise much like a pig, hence the phrase.

Doreen, did you know that Kenneth has a penchant for sniffing my vaginal aromas....he's a real snatch pig

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bum snatch

The act of snatching a bum.

“Yo man, you see that bum stole my 4 for 4?!”
“Man, I’m about to hit that mans with the one-armed bum snatch!”

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Snatch Pot

When you are bald headed and it looks like someone snatched a hand full of your hair out! On the back of your neck, the sides of your head or on the top of your head. Just nappy headed with very short hair like a used brillo pad.

Girl look at her hot dog neck. That ain't no hot dog neck that's a snatch pot!!

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Madame snatch

the pimpest teacher ever. Madame Snatches school of learning. Specials in teaching how to get drunk and what to do if your penis is on fire can be found overusing the saying 1-2-3 all eyes on me

drink some more vodka or Madame natch will give you a referrel

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