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When a bisexual girl sits on her boyfriends dick with another girl sitting on her strap on.
Yeah last night me and Justin finally tried the double banana split-dip!
either performing an Eiffel Tower with two penises at approximately 6 inches in length, or a single individual entering two women at once, using two approximately 6 inch penile objects
Hey man, would you like to split a footlong?
Nah, I don't like Subway.
Ok, your loss bro.
slang for tear that pussy with your minotaur cock
Split the Room f
To shit and cum at the same time.
Man I was so drunk last night with that chick I accidentally pulled a Cincinnati Split Shift
The action of thinking about two different subjects or ideas while attempting to communicate, usually resulting in communications failures.
Person A: I just hit a deer.
Person B (Thought 1): Did it have antlers? That would be a buck.
Person B (Thought 1): I hope you avoided getting hurt. I probably would have ducked.
Person B: Was it a duck?
Person A: No, but I wish it was.
Person A: I'm sorry, I was split braining there.
When a female urinates , or is going to the toilet to urinate . The pubic hair( whisker) is split (parted ) so that the urine can flow freely from the vagina
I’ll be right back , I’ve got to go and split the whisker !
I need to find a public toilet so I can split the whisker
When your mom gets railed by a 6’4 black man with a big black girthy cock
My mom got wet raccoon banana split’d by a black man