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Something that doesn't exist in nature. Often used in connection to describe an unrealistic business desire to hire an employee with contradictory or impossible to find skills.
The company is Pink Squirrel hunting for their open position. They want someone who can work all day behind a desk, but loves working outside. In addition they want someone with a minimum 20+ years working in nano-tech and consumer GPS cell phone applications.
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a sneaky/tricky person (somewhat neutral connotation)
Hoo, Talin is such a squirrel! He said he had a birthday party to go to, when actually he went to go fishing without me!
Hoo, Talin just squirreled my Mitsuken plate lunch!
Talin just squirreled out of detention!
Squirrely Talin was cheating on the whole test!
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A sexy girl or something really cool
Check her out, she's hot squirrel!
That rides hot squirrel.
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A group of associates referred to as "squirrels" that gather to party their bushy little tails off. The Squirrel pack is always snowflakin', but never goats around. In simpler words... The squirrel pack is bad ass.
bystander 1: "Who are those snowflakin" mother fuckers?" Bystander 2: "Why, that's the squirrel pack, you silly goat!'
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An ancient iceman initiation rite. A virgin iceman is told that there is a neat "frozen squirrel" burried behind a pallet of ice in the freezer. When the new guy bends over to take a look, a veteran iceman jams his thumb as far as he can up the virgin iceman's ass and all present yell squirrel at the top of their loungs. This rite has recently found its way into college communities worldwide.
-"Hey rookie, take a look at that frozen squirrel in the freezer."
--"What squirrel??"
-"SQUIRREL!
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dead squir.rel (ded skwur'el) n., pl -rels
the remains of a used tampon/sanitary napkin left on the floor after your canine companion has mascerated it
Dude 1 - "Whoa dude, what's that on the floor? It looks like something dead."
Dude 2 - "Cheese and rice...that dog is always chewing on dead squirrels."
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When you deficate into a woman's anus and then she deficates it back into your mouth.
I can't believe that bitch pulled a Squirrel Stand!
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