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When two (or more) parties post up ambiguously malicious Facebook status' in an attempt to hurt/anger/piss off the other party/parties involved. Facebook Status Jabs are usually indirect and contain subliminal messages meant to piss the sh*t out of a specific someone.
Facebook status:
John Milner is happy that he FINALLY found a girl whose
cup size is nowhere near an A!
*Claire (John's ex-girlfriend) logs on to Facebook and reads John's status*
Claire is hurt/pissed/angry by her ex's Facebook Status Jab at her 'mosquito bites' so she retaliates...via a Facebook Status Jab (of course) lol
Claire Johnson is glad she FINALLY found someone who doesn't live at his momma's house :)
...ah, Facebook Jabs - don't you just love 'em !
Hahaha!
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People who update their status too much on Facebook, Hogging up the news feed and talking insignificant rubbish, or pretty much revealing their personal lives bit by bit just to get attention.
" I woke up" 7.00am
"Im brushing my teeth, LOL" 7.01am
"Thinking should I have semi skimmed or full fat" 7.03am
"Since I got no reply, I will use full fat LMAO" 7.04am
"Why isnt nobody responding?" 7.05am
"I think I got Status Update Syndrome :'("
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N.
(masculine form)
1 - A complete toolbag who updates his status on Facebook to the definition of his name on urbandictionary.com. However, this toolbag only selects a definition that says he is a stud, has a huge penis, and/or is great in bed. This toolbag is prone to skipping over the definitions that reveal he has friction burns on his palms because he cannot get a date.
(feminine form)
1 - A shallow and insecure woman who updates her status on Facebook to the definition of her name on urbandictionary.com. She only selects the ones that say how sexy she is, even though she isn't. She occassionally chooses the ones that say how slutty she is because she thinks it is sooooooo funny. Little does she know she will now never get a real job that doesn't require her to use her mouth in the "service" industry.
CEO: Johnson, bring me the resume of that young lady who interviewed the other day.
Johnson: Sir, we Googled her name and found out she is an urbandictionary status updater.
CEO: We can't hire that slut to be our new VP! Well, at least we'll see her at Scores. How about that resume of that guy who interviewed yesterday?
Johnson: Same problem sir, he's a toolbag urbandictionary status updater.
CEO: Call him back for another interview . . . and when he shows up, let's beat him with a lead pipe.
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When two or more people change their myspace status' to insults directed at other people. Other people may join resulting in two sides going at each other. Often very entertaining to watch
Last night Ben changed his status to 'fuck you Andrea, a full blown MySpace status war ensued.
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A Facebook reference that occurs when someone comes to you with something that happened a long time ago and is really old.
"But I thought you were working on a novel?" Nameless, uninformed person asks.
"Dude, I gave that up months ago. Update your status."
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After American Idol, when people put who they think should have or should not have been voted off, or who should or should not have won. Very popular after the finale.
Facebook Idol Statuses
Name Lastname is OMG Adam Lambert should have won Idol!
Name Lastname is KRIS<33333
Name Lasname: I LOVE DANNY G!
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What happens when one extremely gay man walks into a group of many heterosexual males and tries to act like them causing himself to look stupid and even more gay than when he arrived in the room as well as causing all the straight men in the room to feel extremely awkward because they have to play along with the charade even though is is clearly not working.
The flamboyantly gay man walked into the fantasy football draft and the Status Effect took place when he started talking about how many baskets Peyton Manning will shoot this year, as all the other guys in the room fake laughed and rolled their eyes
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