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Three men and baby consists of four people in a sexual act, usually involving three men and one girl. One of said participants gives the girl a dirty sanchez while the other cums on her chest. The third person then places pubes he/she has collected over the course of a couple weeks and places them on said chest. Once complete, the three people all yell three men and a baby.
Dude I was at this party the other night and this chick got gangbanged and given the three men and a baby.
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Let Candace Owens enjoy her 15 seconds of nano - fame.
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- Have you heard about Candace’s ‘Bring back manly men’ movement?
- Poor lady... got dragged by the kindest man on this planet.
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Mens Tear Spit Swap is when two men are receiving separate blojobs whilst together. After both men ejaculate into their female companions mouths, the two women then French kiss and swap the spit’n cum, followed by a second blowjob.
Jake went on a double date with his girlfriend, Kaidyn, and his friend along with his date. Little did jake know that the girls were going to Mens Tear Spit Swap on him later that night - it only cost him a $54 Lobster Bisk.
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Robin Hood: Men In Tights
Blinkin: O! Master Robin! You've lost your arms in battle! But you grew some nice boobs.
Sheriff of Rottingham: King illegal forest to pig wild kill in it a is!
King John: I have a mole?!
Little John: Let's face it, you've got to be a man to wear tights. Will, how're my seams?
Will Scarlet: Perfect.
Little John: Every time! *now we break into song*
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A very long novel written by Robert Penn Warren to torture the teens of modern society. Having a plot based around the politics and the corruption it can cause, in the end, just about everyone dies.
George: Dang, I gotta read All the King's Men for english class!
John: Don't worry: everyone kills themself, the end.
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A guy who acts totally on sexual impulse rather than asserting self control and fails to realize that this does nothing to satisfy a woman and only leads to making him look like an idiot who a woman will never respect
"He just checked out my ass and now just wants to hump me, men who think with their penis just don't have a clue"
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