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Twister Turd

When you flush the toilet and the water starts a twisting motion as your turd simultaneously hits the flow and starts twisting.

Dude I was about to give up so I flushed the toilet and then my shit came out last second and caused a Twister Turd!!

by dudeiszack August 18, 2010

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Bump on a Turd

Something or someone that is utterly and completely useless.

Josh is a bump on a turd so just ignore him.

by plaid333 October 21, 2007

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Turd Mongler

Noun: One who steals turds, a thief of turds

Tyler Reuter is such a turd mongler, he is always jacking all my turds!

by Kev Ward July 27, 2011

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Texas Turd

A person representing Texas with a shady personality.

George W. Bush is a Texas turd.

by W. H. Wallace October 23, 2007

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Atomic Turd

The event of an unmovable massive shit, usually caused from drug binging, or just having shitty digestion.

Atomic turds are known to hurt.

"Man, after I snorted that line of gack, I didn't poo for a week, what an atomic turd!"

by Shinylemon February 10, 2009

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turd-flop

hairstyle in which all of the hair on the head is gathered in a ponytail, folded in half to make a pseudo-bun, and tied with a hair band.

Your hair is going to get stuck in the roller coaster, put it in a turd-flop.

by dennierich July 22, 2011

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turd puncher

One who frequently engages in anal sex.

"You faggot ass turd puncher you"

by BRAUCHWURST April 19, 2003

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