turn your sheets white

to cum on the sheet ; to fuck ; to engage in sexual intercourse

Baby , im going to turn your sheets white!

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Take a turn about the room

An amusing term which appears so ubiquitously in various film adaptations of Jane Austen novels that it really should enter the public lexicon as a bit of tounge-in-cheek banter mocking the stilted, formal manner of speech common during the Regency period.

Chick: Dude, my legs are really shaky after winning that drinking game.
Dude: Shall we take a turn about the room?

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turn that shit off, boy

Something you would say to your brother or son when Seinfeld is about to come on.

Turn that shit off, boy, Seinfeld's on in 5 minutes.

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Turn One Out By Hand

verb \ˈtərn\ˈwən\ˈaüt\ˈbī\ˈhand\

a euphemism for masturbation.

Billy: "Where the hell are you going, Josh? You're gonna miss the best part!"
Josh: "Oh...I, uh...I just gotta take piss..."
Billy: "uh huh...well, you just go ahead and turn one out by hand, but I'm not-
Josh: "Fuck you, dude! I told you, I gotta take a piss!"

Billy: "Whatever, but I'm not rewinding it until I'm done. I wanna finish this thing before my parents get home."

turn that shit up fam

when a literal banger starts playing and you think it HAS TO BE LISTENED FULL VOLUME

*Heartless starts playing*

me: TURN THAT SHIT UP FAMMMMM !!!!!

I would turn you in

I would report you to the police.

If you kill someone, I would turn you in !

Turning a double dirty sanchez

When a friend sticks his finger in a dirty asshole at a (gentlemen's place of leisure) and then swipes his finger across his unsuspecting buddies upper lip.

Brad was turning a double dirty sanchez on Benny after he went in the back room with Shamocha.

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