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While your fucking a girl and you’re about to cum yell “this is the power of the nine tailed fox” and then shoot a load in him/her
“Bro last night was great I like totally gave her the nine tailed fox”
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When some stanky ass ho sittin next to y'all in a stall, you can smell her stank ass pu-tang muff from a mile off
Yo Jamie Muff, whassup with dat fish tail rot stank coming yo bathroom?
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When taking a dump, the toilet paper gets stuck to your anal butt hair and dangles down into the toilet, dipping in the water. When you stand up, the TP slaps against your thighs or calves, wetting them and forcing you to take another shower.
I was shaving, then I realized that I had a toilet paper tail. Shit!
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Lou was banging Nicole doggie style, saw her chocolate flower, and couldn't resist giving her a banana in the tail pipe .
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When your fucking a chick, you pull out before you cum and as your cumming you slap her in the face with your cock.
Man, last night while fucking a classmate, I Dolphin Tail Whipped her in the mouth.
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The most wonderful and majestic of all animal species, the Three-Legged tail is a hybrid cross between a male hermit crab, and David Duchovny. The average lifespan of a Three-Legged Tail is between 3 to 5 weeks, at which time it dies of starvation, as it has no means of obtaining nutrients. Although technically a hybrid species, the Three-Legged Tail is not sterile, and in fact, reproduces asexually. Every member of the species is born pregnant, and will give birth after about four hours. It is a highly aggressive animal, and once provoked, will not relent until either it or it's attacker is dead. Although, since the Three-Legged Tail has no eyes, ears, or noses, they are easily avoided. The animal is known for it's tremendous speed on land (it is second only to the cheetah), and spends much of it's short life galloping around aimlessly, presumably in unimaginable agony and despair. A genetic abnormality exists in approximately .03% of the population, which causes the offspring to be born with three wings instead of three legs. Sadly, the Three-Winged Tail is doomed to the same torturous existence.
The Three-Legged Tail is an affront to nature, and an abomination unto the lord.
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