tan linda

so cute/pretty but in spanish ofc

you: *posts on your main story for the first time in months*

random old man who def should not have snap: "mamacita tan linda😍"

Bourbon Tan

When someones face is obnoxiously red from drinking too much Bourbon

Did you see Kyles face? He has the Bourbon Tan going

Berk Tan

Berk Tan is very important person in the whole world. Berk tan is turkish name which is as known as orangu tan. Everbody knows that name bcuz IT IS BERK TAN. LIKE ŞEY TAN or BORA TAN.

ex
-I love berk tan so much
+ YES ME TOO OFC U MOTHERWKFER

tan liang

funny, nice, handsome and cute but short

Jim: omg if i was gay id date a tan liang

Andrew Tan Jun Yien

a guy who gives bullshit reasons or lies to friends to flake on his friends instead of being honest.

My friend Sam just Andrew Tan Jun Yien-ed me today. I’m so so disappointed.

Tan Eng Keat

Meme lord, cool guy, smart af, knows his math, his add math, ADD MATH, he drives a motorcycle, he’s so nice, he likes Disney movies (bolt and Tarzan), he likes lip balm, he wears glasses, he knows triangles.

Mr Tan Eng Keat is my dream boat

testicular tanning

ITS A NICE SUNNY DAY AND YA FEEL LIKE TANNING YA BALLS CAUSE THAY NEVER SEE THE SUN.

It’s a beautiful sunny day I think I’ll do some testicular tanning on my balls! (Testicles).