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your girl js came nd it rolled down her thighs.
x: insert shirtless pic
y: there's a tear rolling down my thigh
Fake tears that are usually cried by compulsive liars.
A: *Cries* I'm sorry!
B: Your Rhinestone Tears won't fool me again!
Premium spring water from the mountains in Nepal.
Wow! Can I drink some of those yak-tears?
Chiefs fans after the Super Bowl are drinking out of their “Eagles’ tears” cups…little do they know they are drinking semen
Similar to beer goggles. The drunk at a party, bar, etc. who seems to think everybody wants to hear his sob story. Also will usually get emotional and tell you over and over again "I love you man", "he doesn't deserve you", etc..
Drunk: (in slurred drunk talk) "listen damn it you're an awesome, beautiful woman and your boyfriend doesn't deserve you" or " did I ever tell you how much I love you man, I'm serious, love you like a brother.
Girl/ guy: It sounds like you've strapped on the tear goggles.
When you are stricken by so much grief that your body physically cant produce any tears
Man: Its a shame my grandmother died, i was so sad I let out a Dry Tear
To severely injure yourself (especially knees or ankles) in a way that might possibly require surgery while participating in sports such as basketball, football or parkour.
Many basketball fans, particularly in Memphis love to ridicule Zion Williamson for the injuries and weight issues that caused him to miss a significant number of games but fail to mention how high flying Ja is one dunk away from tearing dem shits up himself just like in the 2022 playoffs.